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Wellcome to The Joke Topic of Indian section of Tunngle community.
First Rules:
*As our country has various Religons, we dont want to make fun of anyones religion, so no jokes on Religion/cast.
I REPEAT NO JOKES ON RELIGION/CASTE.
*No jokes on any political party or any politician.
*Use spoilers for +18 jokes.
*Only one joke per post.
Please just follow these rules and share your funny jokes/sms/shayaris.
So I will start with myself.
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*A girl watching Football match, had painted the national flag on her face... !
A clever boy kissed and said,
"I Love My Country"
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So let's begin.
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 08:23
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 17:31
Very nice topic 
The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…
The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…
Raj
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Arjunan
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 09:48
Tintu mon rocks 
Tintumon’s First Interview
Interviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”
Tintumon: “Hot”
Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: “Boy”
Int: ” India ”
Tintu: ” Pakistan ”
Int: “Good Keep it up”
Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”
Int: “Stop It”
Tintumon: “Start that”
Int: “Idiot Get Out”
Tintumon: “Clever Come in”
Int: “Oh my God”
Tintumon: “Oh your devil”
Int: “I rejected You”
Tintumon: “You appointed Me”
Tintumon’s First Interview
Interviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”
Tintumon: “Hot”
Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: “Boy”
Int: ” India ”
Tintu: ” Pakistan ”
Int: “Good Keep it up”
Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”
Int: “Stop It”
Tintumon: “Start that”
Int: “Idiot Get Out”
Tintumon: “Clever Come in”
Int: “Oh my God”
Tintumon: “Oh your devil”
Int: “I rejected You”
Tintumon: “You appointed Me”
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Posted 10 February 2012 - 07:08
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
Raj
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:49
Hahaha Enikkum post cheyyamo?
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TheIceKoldKilla
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Posted 21 April 2012 - 09:13
Don't drink water while studing.
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Bcoz,
Chemistry says
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CONCENTRATION decreases on adding water.
No claps plz.
Kya karu bachpan se hi intelligent hu...
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Bcoz,
Chemistry says
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CONCENTRATION decreases on adding water.
No claps plz.
Kya karu bachpan se hi intelligent hu...
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